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Full Metal Schoolgirl

2025
GenresThird Person Perspective, Shooter, Single Player
AvailableOct 23, 2025
PlatformPlayStation 5, PC
DeveloperYuke's
Overview

In the year 2089, the United Federation of Japan is an industrial powerhouse, while also being one of the world’s leading countries in overtime work. In this sickening future, the economy is booming and working 24 hours a day is considered virtuous. The core of this country’s industry, economy, and social system are controlled by a single giant corporation. The rampage of a fully mechanized schoolgirl—a fully armed cyborg heroine storms into a giant corporation and unleashes a relentless barrage of gunfire and sword action in this exhilarating cyborg schoolgirl action adventure. The feeling of immorality is irresistible when you break into an office and wreak havoc.

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64

TL;DR

Story of Full Metal Schoolgirl nails absurd satire with sharp corporate critique and comedic flair, but its shallow narrative and repetitive jokes fail to deliver depth, leaving a bold premise unfulfilled.

SCORE DISTRIBUTION FOR STORY

Story Score

64

Positive Reviews (80-100)

8%

Mixed Reviews (50-79)

92%

Negative Reviews (0-49)

0%

Based on analyzing reviews that specifically scored or critiqued the story and narrative.

The reviews of Story of Full Metal Schoolgirl highlight its satirical and humorous approach to its dystopian setting, with several critics praising its sharp commentary on corporate culture and societal issues. Push Square emphasizes the game’s "weirdly relatable" narrative and focus on corporate satire, while Final Weapon notes its critique of abusive corporate practices and Japanese work culture through anime tropes. Tech-Gaming applauds the self-aware humor and playful elements like livestreamed revenge scenarios, and Digitally Downloaded draws parallels to Dawn of the Dead in its depiction of overworked employees as zombie-like enemies. IGN acknowledges the initial promise of an "anti-capitalist satire" and a revenge plot, while Shacknews praises the energetic writing and comedic tone. These positives underscore the game’s ability to blend absurdist humor with social critique, creating a memorable and engaging framework despite its flaws. However, the narrative is frequently criticized for lacking depth and complexity. Noisy Pixel points out that the story serves more as a "backdrop for comedy" than a serious exploration of its themes, while Hardcore Gamer notes the absence of character development or intricate storytelling. IGN criticizes the "shallow execution" and repetitive quips, arguing the premise fails to evolve into an engaging narrative. Worth Playing mentions divisive elements like "lecherous anime tropes," and ZTGD observes that the game’s anti-establishment themes lack the depth of similar works. Nintendo Insider acknowledges strong writing but frames it as secondary to gameplay, suggesting the story struggles to leave a lasting impression. These critiques collectively highlight a disconnect between the game’s ambitious satirical goals and its execution, leaving many reviewers underwhelmed by its narrative substance. Overall, the critics agree that Story of Full Metal Schoolgirl succeeds in leveraging its dystopian premise for humor and social commentary but falls short in delivering a compelling or nuanced story. While its satirical edge and comedic elements are frequently praised—particularly by outlets like Push Square, Tech-Gaming, and Shacknews—the lack of character depth, repetitive dialogue, and underdeveloped plot points are recurring criticisms. IGN’s assessment that the game "fails to build on its ideas" encapsulates this divide, as does Noisy Pixel’s observation of minimal tension. Despite these shortcomings, the game’s bold themes and playful tone ensure it remains a distinctive entry in the genre, even if it doesn’t fully realize its potential. The consensus suggests it’s a worthwhile experience for fans of absurdist satire but one that prioritizes style over substance.

TL;DR

story and narrative

Story of Full Metal Schoolgirl nails absurd satire with sharp corporate critique and comedic flair, but its shallow narrative and repetitive jokes fail to deliver depth, leaving a bold premise unfulfilled.

66

TL;DR

Full Metal Schoolgirl delivers addictive, fast-paced combat with roguelike flair but stumbles on repetition, clunky mechanics, and lack of innovation—flawed yet occasionally thrilling.

SCORE DISTRIBUTION FOR GAMEPLAY

Gameplay Score

66

Positive Reviews (80-100)

25%

Mixed Reviews (50-79)

67%

Negative Reviews (0-49)

8%

Based on analyzing reviews that specifically scored or critiqued the gameplay mechanics.

The gameplay of Full Metal Schoolgirl receives praise for its engaging core mechanics and roguelike structure. Critics like Noisy Pixel highlight the addictive combat system, which blends third-person shooting, melee attacks, and a backstep dodge, alongside varied weapons and a "Punishment meter" that adds depth. Final Weapon and Tech-Gaming commend the fast-paced, balanced weapon selection and procedural generation, noting how randomized floors and loot-based progression create unpredictability. The game’s hybrid approach to combat—mixing hack-and-slash with ranged attacks—is also lauded by Worth Playing, who appreciates the stamina management and drone mechanics. Digitally Downloaded praises the snappy gameplay and enemy variety, while IGN acknowledges moments of fun with specific weapons and strategies, even if they’re overshadowed by repetition. However, several critics point to significant flaws that detract from the experience. Noisy Pixel and Hardcore Gamer criticize design issues like punishing resource loss, repetitive elevator checkpoints, and camera problems, which disrupt flow. Push Square and ZTGD highlight control inconsistencies, animation hiccups, and a lack of meaningful progression, with the latter noting limited weapon variety and static feedback. IGN and Shacknews call out the game’s generic, repetitive structure, comparing it to "a Fortnite fan game" due to its unchanging mechanics. Digitally Downloaded and Nintendo Insider also criticize specific systems, such as a cumbersome dodge mechanic and janky combat that occasionally leads to off-camera damage. The lack of mission diversity and overreliance on grinding are recurring complaints, with Final Weapon and Worth Playing noting the monotony of floor progression despite initial promise. Overall, the consensus among critics is mixed but leans toward a balanced assessment. While the game’s roguelike framework, combat variety, and procedural elements offer a compelling foundation—recognized by Noisy Pixel, Final Weapon, and Tech-Gaming—its repetitive design, technical issues, and lack of innovation are significant drawbacks. The core mechanics are functional and occasionally enjoyable, but many feel they fail to evolve beyond their formulaic structure. Critics like IGN and Shacknews argue that the game lacks the creativity or depth to stand out, while others, such as Worth Playing and Digitally Downloaded, acknowledge its potential if refined. Ultimately, Full Metal Schoolgirl is seen as a flawed but occasionally rewarding experience, with its strengths in combat and progression overshadowed by repetitive loops and technical shortcomings.

TL;DR

gameplay mechanics

Full Metal Schoolgirl delivers addictive, fast-paced combat with roguelike flair but stumbles on repetition, clunky mechanics, and lack of innovation—flawed yet occasionally thrilling.

70

TL;DR

Full Metal Schoolgirl dazzles with hyper-stylized anime aesthetics, vibrant color palettes, and quirky character designs that match its satirical tone—but repetitive level layouts, underwhelming execution, and technical hiccups on Switch 2 undermine its potential, leaving a mixed legacy of charm and frustration.

SCORE DISTRIBUTION FOR VISUALS

Visual Score

70

Positive Reviews (80-100)

22%

Mixed Reviews (50-79)

78%

Negative Reviews (0-49)

0%

Based on analyzing reviews that specifically scored or critiqued the graphics and visual design.

The graphics and visual design of Full Metal Schoolgirl are widely praised for their vibrant, stylized aesthetics and creative execution. Critics like Noisy Pixel highlight the game’s retro-inspired visuals and "vibrant" color schemes, noting that later areas introduce distinct themes and gimmicks to break monotony. Tech-Gaming applauds the "vivid colors and cel-shading reminiscent of shonen anime," which aligns with the game’s absurd, over-the-top tone. Similarly, Digitally Downloaded describes the art style as "explosively colourful" and "noisily energetic," emphasizing its B-grade aesthetic that complements the satirical narrative. Nintendo Insider and Pure Nintendo both commend the detailed enemy designs, cinematic combat animations, and quirky character concepts—such as robotic corporate employees and "machine girl" aesthetics—that add to the game’s unique charm. These elements collectively establish a visually striking identity rooted in anime tropes but with creative flourishes. However, several critics point to repetitive and underwhelming aspects of the visual design. Push Square criticizes the "repetitive and samey" overall style, while ZTGD argues that even creative ideas like thematic environments and character designs are overshadowed by "underwhelming execution." Noisy Pixel also notes that later areas, though varied, fail to fully mitigate the monotony of repetitive level layouts. Worth Playing describes the visuals as "derivative of common tropes," suggesting a lack of originality despite their polish. Meanwhile, Nintendo Insider and Shacknews highlight technical issues on certain platforms: poor optimization on the Switch 2 (e.g., frame drops and slow load times) and a "low-rent anime-flavored cheesecake" aesthetic that feels unrefined. These critiques underscore a tension between the game’s ambitious stylistic choices and their implementation, which sometimes falls short of expectations. Overall, critics agree that Full Metal Schoolgirl succeeds in creating a colorful, stylized world that leans heavily into anime aesthetics, with many praising its energy and creativity. However, the consensus is that these strengths are tempered by repetition, technical shortcomings, and a lack of innovation. While Tech-Gaming and Digitally Downloaded celebrate the game’s visual flair as fitting its satirical tone, others like Push Square and ZTGD feel it fails to fully capitalize on its potential. The mixed reception reflects a balance between the game’s charm and its flaws, with its visuals ultimately serving as both a highlight and a point of contention among reviewers.

TL;DR

graphics and visual design

Full Metal Schoolgirl dazzles with hyper-stylized anime aesthetics, vibrant color palettes, and quirky character designs that match its satirical tone—but repetitive level layouts, underwhelming execution, and technical hiccups on Switch 2 undermine its potential, leaving a mixed legacy of charm and frustration.

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music and sound design

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69

TL;DR

Voice acting in Full Metal Schoolgirl shines, with English dub’s quirky charm and Japanese track’s polish elevating its anime satire—though campy themes and sparse critiques linger as minor hiccups.

SCORE DISTRIBUTION FOR VOICE ACTING

Acting Score

69

Positive Reviews (80-100)

33%

Mixed Reviews (50-79)

67%

Negative Reviews (0-49)

0%

Based on analyzing reviews that specifically scored or critiqued the voice acting.

The voice acting in Full Metal Schoolgirl receives generally positive reception across multiple reviews, with several critics highlighting its strengths. Noisy Pixel acknowledges the English dub as "cheesy but adds to the game’s eccentric charm," while Nintendo Insider praises the "consistently good" delivery of the English voices, emphasizing their role in enhancing the game’s comedic and satirical tone. Pure Nintendo also commends the English voice acting for its importance in conveying jokes, noting that both English and Japanese audio tracks are praised for their humor. Additionally, Worth Playing specifically highlights the Japanese voice track as "excellent," suggesting that the localization efforts contribute significantly to the game’s anime-inspired aesthetic. Shacknews further reinforces this by stating that the English dub excels in delivering humorous dialogue, particularly in enemy interactions, calling it a "strong point" that elevates the game’s satire. While most critiques focus on the positive aspects of the voice acting, some reviewers note minor drawbacks. Noisy Pixel explicitly criticizes the English theme song as "overly campy," which could detract from the overall experience for some players. Final Weapon’s review, though brief, mentions the presence of both English and Japanese dialogue without delving into specific quality assessments, leaving room for ambiguity about the voice acting’s technical execution. These critiques are relatively minor compared to the broader praise, but they suggest that while the voice work is largely effective, certain elements—like the theme song or lack of detailed feedback on Japanese performances—might not resonate with all audiences. Overall, the consensus among critics is that the voice acting in Full Metal Schoolgirl is a standout feature, effectively supporting the game’s comedic and anime-inspired identity. The English dub is frequently praised for its humor and delivery, while the Japanese track is celebrated for its quality, as noted by Worth Playing. Critics like Nintendo Insider and Pure Nintendo emphasize how the voices enhance the game’s tone, making it more engaging despite occasional quirks like the campy theme song. While there are minor reservations, the majority of reviews highlight the voice acting as a key strength, contributing to the game’s charm and appeal. This dual-language approach seems to cater to different player preferences, ensuring that both English and Japanese audiences can appreciate the performances.

TL;DR

voice acting

Voice acting in Full Metal Schoolgirl shines, with English dub’s quirky charm and Japanese track’s polish elevating its anime satire—though campy themes and sparse critiques linger as minor hiccups.

65

TL;DR

Full Metal Schoolgirl delivers mixed tech performance: PS5 and PC offer smoother, more stable experiences with minor quirks, while Nintendo Switch 2 struggles with frame drops, sticky controls, and clunky mechanics, dragging down its roguelike charm.

SCORE DISTRIBUTION FOR TECHNICAL PERFORMANCE

Tech Score

65

Positive Reviews (80-100)

25%

Mixed Reviews (50-79)

75%

Negative Reviews (0-49)

0%

Based on analyzing reviews that specifically scored or critiqued the technical performance.

The technical performance of Full Metal Schoolgirl varies significantly across platforms, with some notable positives. On the PS5, Noisy Pixel praised its smooth gameplay, consistent framerate, and strong optimization, though they noted clunky movement during intense encounters. For PC, Final Weapon highlighted excellent optimization and minimal localization errors, while Worth Playing commended its smooth performance on both PC and Steam Deck, despite minor frame rate dips on the latter. On the Nintendo Switch 2, Digitally Downloaded acknowledged no major crashes or technical failures, though they criticized the unresponsive dodge button. These positives suggest that the game generally runs well on higher-end hardware, with PC and PS5 offering more stable experiences compared to the Switch 2. However, several platform-specific negatives emerged. On PS5, Push Square criticized unresponsive controls, awkward animation transitions, and frustrating enemy mechanics, attributing these issues to a low-budget development approach. For PC, Hardcore Gamer pointed out camera problems, such as slow default speed and off-screen enemy attacks, while Worth Playing noted Linux Proton compatibility issues and performance inconsistencies. On the Nintendo Switch 2, IGN and Nintendo Insider highlighted significant flaws: sticky movement, unresponsive melee attacks, frame rate drops below 30 FPS, and long load times between floors. These technical shortcomings, particularly on the Switch 2, detract from the gameplay experience, suggesting that optimization and control responsiveness remain critical concerns across platforms. Overall, critics agree that Full Metal Schoolgirl has a mixed technical profile, with PC and PS5 versions performing more reliably than the Nintendo Switch 2. While Noisy Pixel and Final Weapon praised the stability and optimization of their respective platforms, Push Square and IGN emphasized persistent issues that undermine immersion. The game’s roguelike nature and cross-platform play features are hindered by inconsistencies, particularly on the Switch 2, where frame rate drops and control quirks dominate reviews. Despite these flaws, the core mechanics and art style remain appealing, but technical polish remains a hurdle for all platforms, with PC showing the most promise despite its own limitations.

TL;DR

technical performance

Full Metal Schoolgirl delivers mixed tech performance: PS5 and PC offer smoother, more stable experiences with minor quirks, while Nintendo Switch 2 struggles with frame drops, sticky controls, and clunky mechanics, dragging down its roguelike charm.

63

TL;DR

Roguelike mechanics drive replayability with procedural generation and varied builds, but repetitive design and punishing systems hinder long-term appeal.

SCORE DISTRIBUTION FOR REPLAY VALUE

Replay Score

63

Positive Reviews (80-100)

25%

Mixed Reviews (50-79)

58%

Negative Reviews (0-49)

17%

Based on analyzing reviews that specifically scored or critiqued the replay value.

The reviewers generally agree that Full Metal Schoolgirl offers notable replayability through its roguelike mechanics, which emphasize procedural generation, randomized loot, and progression systems. Critics like Noisy Pixel and Push Square highlight the game’s roguelike progression system, upgrade loops, and varied objectives as key drivers of repeated playthroughs. Worth Playing praises the randomized level layouts, multiple protagonists, and an Endless mode, while Digitally Downloaded notes the “moreish” nature of its structure despite repetitiveness. The ability to experiment with different builds, as mentioned by Final Weapon, and the variety of weapon upgrades (cited by Tech-Gaming) further enhance the game’s initial appeal for players seeking diverse experiences. These elements create a foundation for sustained engagement, particularly for fans of rogue-like experimentation. However, several critics point to significant drawbacks that limit long-term replayability. ZTGD and Shacknews criticize the lack of randomization and repetitive floor designs, arguing that the game feels static despite its roguelike framework. Noisy Pixel and Hardcore Gamer note that punishing mechanics and enforced backtracking can frustrate players, while IGN and Nintendo Insider mention the grind required to progress as a deterrent. The reliance on consumable keys (as highlighted by Tech-Gaming) and repetitive combat (cited by Pure Nintendo) further erode enthusiasm. Even Worth Playing acknowledges minor frustrations, suggesting that while the game encourages multiple playthroughs, its flaws can diminish satisfaction over time. These criticisms reflect a tension between the game’s design philosophy and player tolerance for repetition. Overall, the consensus among critics is mixed but leans toward acknowledging the game’s potential for replayability despite its shortcomings. Worth Playing and Digitally Downloaded are particularly optimistic, emphasizing the roguelike structure’s ability to sustain interest through variety and challenge, while others like ZTGD and Shacknews remain skeptical. The divide likely stems from differing expectations: players who value procedural diversity and experimentation may find the game rewarding, whereas those seeking deeper narrative or structural variation might feel let down. Despite polarized views, most agree that Full Metal Schoolgirl offers enough engaging mechanics to warrant multiple attempts, even if its repetitive elements ultimately limit its long-term appeal.

TL;DR

replay value

Roguelike mechanics drive replayability with procedural generation and varied builds, but repetitive design and punishing systems hinder long-term appeal.

Overall verdict

Overall Verdict

67

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OVERALL SCORE DISTRIBUTION

Monster Score

67

Positive Reviews (80-100)

20%

Mixed Reviews (50-79)

80%

Negative Reviews (0-49)

0%

Based on analyzing all available reviews that scored and critiqued the game.

The overall verdict for Full Metal Schoolgirl is marked by a strong emphasis on its chaotic, addictive gameplay and quirky humor, which many critics highlight as its standout strengths. Noisy Pixel describes it as a "chaotic, niche experience" that balances "addictive combat and quirky humor," while Final Weapon praises its "satisfying combat and unique themes." Push Square notes the game’s "fresh gameplay blend" and satirical premise, comparing it to the "one more go" spirit of roguelites. Tech-Gaming applauds its "infectious energy and humor," and Digitally Downloaded commends its "B-grade aesthetics" and satirical critique of corporate culture, likening it to Lollipop Chainsaw. These reviews collectively underscore the game’s appeal to fans of retro-style action and anime tropes, with a focus on engaging mechanics and a bold, over-the-top presentation that prioritizes fun over narrative depth. However, the negatives are equally prominent, with critics pointing to repetitive gameplay, technical flaws, and design shortcomings. Push Square and IGN both criticize the game’s "repetitive elements" and "shallow story," while Hardcore Gamer calls it a "mixed bag of fun and frustration" due to "flaws in design and technical aspects." ZTGD highlights its "lack of innovation" and "high price tag," and Nintendo Insider warns of "technical issues" and "time-wasting mechanics" that detract from the experience. Shacknews similarly notes underdeveloped gameplay, while Pure Nintendo acknowledges the game’s "repetitive gameplay" despite its charm. These critiques suggest that while Full Metal Schoolgirl has a compelling core, its execution is hindered by repetitive loops, inconsistent technical polish, and a lack of substantial content to sustain long-term engagement. Despite these mixed reviews, the overall consensus leans toward a middle-ground assessment: a flawed but enjoyable experience for fans of the genre. Critics like Noisy Pixel and Final Weapon acknowledge its niche appeal, while IGN and Shacknews concede that it "manages to improve slightly in later stages" but fails to fully overcome its foundational issues. Digitally Downloaded and Worth Playing both praise its humor and gameplay loops, though the latter calls it a "fun but unremarkable experience." While the game’s charm and accessibility keep it from being outright dismissive, the recurring criticisms of repetition and technical issues prevent it from reaching its full potential. For those willing to overlook its quirks, Full Metal Schoolgirl offers an entertaining, if imperfect, ride that balances absurdity with engaging action.

TL;DR

Chaotic, addictive gameplay and quirky humor power Full Metal Schoolgirl, but repetitive loops, technical flaws, and a shallow story undermine its potential—flawed yet entertaining for genre enthusiasts.

67

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Reviews

25 reviews found

80

Tech-Gaming

PC

Oct 24, 2025

AI-generated summary • May contain inaccuracies • See full review for precise details

A chaotic, over-the-top action game that embraces its absurdity with confidence. While repetitive elements and design choices like consumable keys detract slightly, its infectious energy and humor make it a memorable experience.


80

Digitally Downloaded

Oct 27, 2025

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A well-crafted roguelike that successfully blends B-grade aesthetics with satirical themes. While not perfect, it is praised for its engaging gameplay loops, humor, and critique of corporate culture, comparing favorably to titles like 'Lollipop Chainsaw' and 'Earth Defence Force.'


75

Worth Playing

PC

Oct 27, 2025

AI-generated summary • May contain inaccuracies • See full review for precise details

A quirky, addictive action game with solid mechanics and replayability, though it lacks innovation. It balances humor, gameplay, and presentation well, earning a 7.5/10 score for its fun but unremarkable experience.


75

Noisy Pixel

PlayStation 5

Oct 23, 2025

AI-generated summary • May contain inaccuracies • See full review for precise details

Full Metal Schoolgirl is a chaotic, niche experience that balances addictive combat and quirky humor with flawed progression systems. It appeals to fans of retro-style action games willing to tolerate its eccentricities.


70

Pure Nintendo

Oct 30, 2025

AI-generated summary • May contain inaccuracies • See full review for precise details

Despite its repetitive gameplay and satirical take on corporate life, the game is recommended for action fans due to its humor, style, and accessible roguelike elements. It balances charm with frustration but remains a mixed experience.

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