
67
MONSTER
You are Cryptospordium-137, a Furon sent to Earth to collect Furon DNA embedded in humans.
Game analysis
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Story and Narrative
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67
Nostalgic sci-fi parody meets chaotic, flawed fun: Destroy All Humans! dazzles with 1950s satire and B-movie flair but falters under outdated jokes, repetitive missions, and shallow storytelling, offering a love-it-or-hate-it mix of irreverent charm and dated gimmicks.
SCORE DISTRIBUTION FOR STORY
Story Score
67
Positive Reviews (80-100)
13%
Mixed Reviews (50-79)
83%
Negative Reviews (0-49)
3%
Based on analyzing reviews that specifically scored or critiqued the story and narrative.
TL;DR
story and narrative
Nostalgic sci-fi parody meets chaotic, flawed fun: Destroy All Humans! dazzles with 1950s satire and B-movie flair but falters under outdated jokes, repetitive missions, and shallow storytelling, offering a love-it-or-hate-it mix of irreverent charm and dated gimmicks.
Gameplay Mechanics
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71
Nostalgic charm meets outdated mechanics in Destroy All Humans!—improved controls and quirky chaos win praise, but repetitive missions, flawed stealth, and a stale open world sink its modern appeal, leaving a fun but fundamentally 2000s relic.
SCORE DISTRIBUTION FOR GAMEPLAY
Gameplay Score
71
Positive Reviews (80-100)
35%
Mixed Reviews (50-79)
59%
Negative Reviews (0-49)
6%
Based on analyzing reviews that specifically scored or critiqued the gameplay mechanics.
TL;DR
gameplay mechanics
Nostalgic charm meets outdated mechanics in Destroy All Humans!—improved controls and quirky chaos win praise, but repetitive missions, flawed stealth, and a stale open world sink its modern appeal, leaving a fun but fundamentally 2000s relic.
Graphics and Visual Design
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73
Despite a vibrant 1950s aesthetic and Unreal Engine 4 upgrades, Destroy All Humans!’s visuals suffer from outdated animations, texture issues, and frame-rate drops, offering nostalgic charm but falling short of modern standards.
SCORE DISTRIBUTION FOR VISUALS
Visual Score
73
Positive Reviews (80-100)
38%
Mixed Reviews (50-79)
58%
Negative Reviews (0-49)
3%
Based on analyzing reviews that specifically scored or critiqued the graphics and visual design.
TL;DR
graphics and visual design
Despite a vibrant 1950s aesthetic and Unreal Engine 4 upgrades, Destroy All Humans!’s visuals suffer from outdated animations, texture issues, and frame-rate drops, offering nostalgic charm but falling short of modern standards.
Music and Sound Design
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64
Nostalgic charm and comedic audio shine in Destroy All Humans!, but repetitive, low-fidelity tracks and dated design clash with modern expectations, leaving a polarizing mix of retro appeal and underpolished execution.
SCORE DISTRIBUTION FOR SOUND DESIGN
Sound Score
64
Positive Reviews (80-100)
11%
Mixed Reviews (50-79)
81%
Negative Reviews (0-49)
7%
Based on analyzing reviews that specifically scored or critiqued the music and sound design.
TL;DR
music and sound design
Nostalgic charm and comedic audio shine in Destroy All Humans!, but repetitive, low-fidelity tracks and dated design clash with modern expectations, leaving a polarizing mix of retro appeal and underpolished execution.
Voice Acting
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70
Praise for its quirky charm and nostalgic punch, but critics panned repetitive, dated dialogue and jarring voice work that feels trapped in 2005—its humor lands harder for fans of retro B-movie absurdity than modern audiences.
SCORE DISTRIBUTION FOR VOICE ACTING
Acting Score
70
Positive Reviews (80-100)
39%
Mixed Reviews (50-79)
47%
Negative Reviews (0-49)
13%
Based on analyzing reviews that specifically scored or critiqued the voice acting.
TL;DR
voice acting
Praise for its quirky charm and nostalgic punch, but critics panned repetitive, dated dialogue and jarring voice work that feels trapped in 2005—its humor lands harder for fans of retro B-movie absurdity than modern audiences.
Technical Performance
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63
Technical flaws plague Destroy All Humans! across platforms—Switch’s 30fps lag, Xbox One’s frame drops, PS4’s glitchy AI—but nostalgia and core fun outweigh the issues, making it a retro gem despite modernization shortcomings.
SCORE DISTRIBUTION FOR TECHNICAL PERFORMANCE
Tech Score
63
Positive Reviews (80-100)
18%
Mixed Reviews (50-79)
68%
Negative Reviews (0-49)
14%
Based on analyzing reviews that specifically scored or critiqued the technical performance.
TL;DR
technical performance
Technical flaws plague Destroy All Humans! across platforms—Switch’s 30fps lag, Xbox One’s frame drops, PS4’s glitchy AI—but nostalgia and core fun outweigh the issues, making it a retro gem despite modernization shortcomings.
Replay Value
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59
Destroy All Humans! offers minor replayability through collectibles, challenges, and free-roam modes, but its repetitive missions, short 5-7 hour campaign, barren world, and stagnant mechanics render it a fleeting experience, with most critics calling it unengaging on repeat playthroughs.
SCORE DISTRIBUTION FOR REPLAY VALUE
Replay Score
59
Positive Reviews (80-100)
8%
Mixed Reviews (50-79)
65%
Negative Reviews (0-49)
27%
Based on analyzing reviews that specifically scored or critiqued the replay value.
TL;DR
replay value
Destroy All Humans! offers minor replayability through collectibles, challenges, and free-roam modes, but its repetitive missions, short 5-7 hour campaign, barren world, and stagnant mechanics render it a fleeting experience, with most critics calling it unengaging on repeat playthroughs.
Overall Verdict
67
MONSTER
OVERALL SCORE DISTRIBUTION
Monster Score
67
Positive Reviews (80-100)
23%
Mixed Reviews (50-79)
78%
Negative Reviews (0-49)
0%
Based on analyzing all available reviews that scored and critiqued the game.
TL;DR
Nostalgic charm meets clunky mechanics in this flawed yet fan-pleasing remake—oldschool humor and satirical flair shine, but outdated gameplay, repetitive design, and technical hiccups undermine its potential, making it a love-it-or-hate-it trip down memory lane for cult classic enthusiasts.
67
MONSTER
Reviews
81 reviews found90
Finger Guns
Aug 5, 2020
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The remake is praised as an incredible upgrade, retaining the original's charm while modernizing visuals and gameplay. Despite some outdated design elements, it delivers a fun, cathartic experience that honors its roots.
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85
PlayStation Universe
Jul 27, 2020
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The review concludes that the game is "a ton of fun" despite its flaws, praising the nostalgia and humor while expressing hope for future entries in the franchise. The remake is seen as a successful tribute to the original.
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85
Critical Hit
Jul 27, 2020
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Destroy All Humans! is a destructive distraction and an uncomplicated romp in these convoluted times. It is a handsome game with great upgrades and redesigns.
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85
Pure Nintendo
Jul 26, 2021
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A lighthearted, humorous experience with enjoyable gameplay and nostalgic charm, despite its age and brevity. It’s a fun romp that appeals to fans of the series and casual players alike.
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82
SomosXbox
Jul 27, 2020
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A solid remake that captures the essence of the original while improving gameplay and accessibility. It succeeds as a humorous, action-packed experience with strong nostalgia appeal and a well-crafted 1950s setting.
80
PLAY! Zine
Sep 5, 2020
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The game is a strong remake that captures the original's chaotic spirit while improving visuals and gameplay. It is recommended for both longtime fans and newcomers seeking lighthearted destruction and humor.
80
Hardcore Gamer
Jul 27, 2020
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Destroy All Humans! is a rare example of a remake that changes just enough to maintain the essence of the original while improving the overall experience. The gameplay enhancements give this a more modern feel but it maintains the original story and visual style to appease those seeking a nostalgia fix. This version revitalizes the title, changing just enough to make revisiting Area 42 a worthwhile invasion.
80
Cultured Vultures
Jul 27, 2020
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The remake is praised as a refined version of the original
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80
CGMagazine
Jul 28, 2020
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A successful remaster that revitalizes the original with improved visuals, controls, and replayability. While it retains its dated charm and some flaws, the humor and nostalgic appeal make it a worthwhile experience for fans and newcomers alike.
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80
Gamers Heroes
Jul 27, 2020
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The 2020 remaster is recommended for new players despite outdated gameplay fundamentals, with high praise for its humor and voice work. It balances nostalgia with modern appeal but has notable flaws.
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