79
MONSTER
Date Everything is a sandbox dating simulator set in the comfort of your own home, featuring 100 fully voice acted datable characters! Let the romance flow between your bed, smoke alarm and… Overwhelming Sense of Existential Dread? Are you ready to Date Everything?
Game analysis
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Story and Narrative
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80
Date Everything! delivers a quirky and imaginative exploration of emotions through dating inanimate objects, earning praise for its humor and unique character interactions. Critics commend its engaging narrative and variety of storylines, but many highlight significant weaknesses, including shallow storytelling, pacing issues, and underdeveloped character arcs. While it shines in creativity and originality, the game ultimately falls short of depth and coherence, leaving some relationships feeling superficial. Overall, it’s a fresh take on the dating genre that could use a stronger narrative backbone to reach its full potential.
SCORE DISTRIBUTION FOR STORY
Story Score
80
Positive Reviews (80-100)
73%
Mixed Reviews (50-79)
27%
Negative Reviews (0-49)
0%
Based on analyzing reviews that specifically scored or critiqued the story and narrative.
TL;DR
story and narrative
Date Everything! delivers a quirky and imaginative exploration of emotions through dating inanimate objects, earning praise for its humor and unique character interactions. Critics commend its engaging narrative and variety of storylines, but many highlight significant weaknesses, including shallow storytelling, pacing issues, and underdeveloped character arcs. While it shines in creativity and originality, the game ultimately falls short of depth and coherence, leaving some relationships feeling superficial. Overall, it’s a fresh take on the dating genre that could use a stronger narrative backbone to reach its full potential.
Gameplay Mechanics
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74
Date Everything! offers a quirky twist on dating sims by letting players romance inanimate objects, earning praise for its innovative mechanics and engaging exploration. However, critical flaws like repetitive gameplay, limited interactions, and a clunky dialogue system hinder the experience, leading to potential tedium. While it has its fun moments, many reviewers agree the game needs refining to boost player engagement and longevity.
SCORE DISTRIBUTION FOR GAMEPLAY
Gameplay Score
74
Positive Reviews (80-100)
23%
Mixed Reviews (50-79)
77%
Negative Reviews (0-49)
0%
Based on analyzing reviews that specifically scored or critiqued the gameplay mechanics.
TL;DR
gameplay mechanics
Date Everything! offers a quirky twist on dating sims by letting players romance inanimate objects, earning praise for its innovative mechanics and engaging exploration. However, critical flaws like repetitive gameplay, limited interactions, and a clunky dialogue system hinder the experience, leading to potential tedium. While it has its fun moments, many reviewers agree the game needs refining to boost player engagement and longevity.
Graphics and Visual Design
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82
"Date Everything!" impresses with its imaginative character designs and creative visuals, earning praise for its hand-drawn style and anthropomorphism of objects. While critics highlight the charm and detail, some point out lighting issues on the Switch and overly complex designs that can distract. Overall, the game excels in creativity and humor, making it a visually appealing addition to the genre despite minor flaws.
SCORE DISTRIBUTION FOR VISUALS
Visual Score
82
Positive Reviews (80-100)
60%
Mixed Reviews (50-79)
40%
Negative Reviews (0-49)
0%
Based on analyzing reviews that specifically scored or critiqued the graphics and visual design.
TL;DR
graphics and visual design
"Date Everything!" impresses with its imaginative character designs and creative visuals, earning praise for its hand-drawn style and anthropomorphism of objects. While critics highlight the charm and detail, some point out lighting issues on the Switch and overly complex designs that can distract. Overall, the game excels in creativity and humor, making it a visually appealing addition to the genre despite minor flaws.
Music and Sound Design
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92
"Date Everything!" boasts stellar sound design and music, with critics lauding its top-notch voice acting and creative sound effects that enhance the game's charm. While most reviews celebrate these elements, some note a lack of detail on the musical scores, hinting they might not stand out as much. Overall, expect an immersive auditory experience that complements the game's quirky narrative, despite minor criticisms.
SCORE DISTRIBUTION FOR SOUND DESIGN
Sound Score
92
Positive Reviews (80-100)
100%
Mixed Reviews (50-79)
0%
Negative Reviews (0-49)
0%
Based on analyzing reviews that specifically scored or critiqued the music and sound design.
TL;DR
music and sound design
"Date Everything!" boasts stellar sound design and music, with critics lauding its top-notch voice acting and creative sound effects that enhance the game's charm. While most reviews celebrate these elements, some note a lack of detail on the musical scores, hinting they might not stand out as much. Overall, expect an immersive auditory experience that complements the game's quirky narrative, despite minor criticisms.
Voice Acting
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94
The voice acting in Date Everything! is a standout feature, receiving rave reviews for its talented cast, including Troy Baker, which brings depth and humor to the game's 100 dateable characters. Critics unanimously praise it as a defining element that enhances immersion and engagement, overshadowing any minor flaws. Overall, the voice performances are celebrated as a masterpiece that elevates the game significantly.
SCORE DISTRIBUTION FOR VOICE ACTING
Acting Score
94
Positive Reviews (80-100)
100%
Mixed Reviews (50-79)
0%
Negative Reviews (0-49)
0%
Based on analyzing reviews that specifically scored or critiqued the voice acting.
TL;DR
voice acting
The voice acting in Date Everything! is a standout feature, receiving rave reviews for its talented cast, including Troy Baker, which brings depth and humor to the game's 100 dateable characters. Critics unanimously praise it as a defining element that enhances immersion and engagement, overshadowing any minor flaws. Overall, the voice performances are celebrated as a masterpiece that elevates the game significantly.
Technical Performance
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57
"Date Everything!" shines on Xbox Series X, PS5, and PC with minor technical issues that barely affect gameplay. However, the Nintendo Switch version is riddled with major performance problems, including crashes and glitches, leading to a poor reception. Developers must prioritize optimization for the Switch to provide a consistent gaming experience.
SCORE DISTRIBUTION FOR TECHNICAL PERFORMANCE
Tech Score
57
Positive Reviews (80-100)
0%
Mixed Reviews (50-79)
67%
Negative Reviews (0-49)
33%
Based on analyzing reviews that specifically scored or critiqued the technical performance.
TL;DR
technical performance
"Date Everything!" shines on Xbox Series X, PS5, and PC with minor technical issues that barely affect gameplay. However, the Nintendo Switch version is riddled with major performance problems, including crashes and glitches, leading to a poor reception. Developers must prioritize optimization for the Switch to provide a consistent gaming experience.
Replay Value
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73
Date Everything! boasts impressive replay value with 100 dateable characters and multiple endings, praised by critics for its content variety and New Game+ feature. However, concerns about repetitive gameplay, shallow writing, and slow pacing could hinder players' desire for multiple playthroughs. While the game has great potential, its execution may fall short for some.
SCORE DISTRIBUTION FOR REPLAY VALUE
Replay Score
73
Positive Reviews (80-100)
38%
Mixed Reviews (50-79)
62%
Negative Reviews (0-49)
0%
Based on analyzing reviews that specifically scored or critiqued the replay value.
TL;DR
replay value
Date Everything! boasts impressive replay value with 100 dateable characters and multiple endings, praised by critics for its content variety and New Game+ feature. However, concerns about repetitive gameplay, shallow writing, and slow pacing could hinder players' desire for multiple playthroughs. While the game has great potential, its execution may fall short for some.
Overall Verdict
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MONSTER
OVERALL SCORE DISTRIBUTION
Monster Score
79
Positive Reviews (80-100)
72%
Mixed Reviews (50-79)
28%
Negative Reviews (0-49)
0%
Based on analyzing all available reviews that scored and critiqued the game.
TL;DR
"Date Everything!" garners positive reviews for its unique premise, sharp writing, and diverse characters, with many praising its humor and engaging voice acting. However, technical issues and repetitive gameplay hinder the experience, prompting a caution for potential players. Overall, it's a creative indie dating sim worth a look, especially for genre fans, but may not appeal to everyone due to its pacing flaws.
79
MONSTER
Reviews
69 reviews found100
Digitally Downloaded
Jun 12, 2025
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The reviewer expresses high praise for Date Everything!, calling it a quirky and heartfelt game that successfully combines humor and romance, making it highly recommendable.
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GameGrin
Jun 17, 2025
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Date Everything! is a passionate and innovative dating sim that combines humor and heartfelt storytelling, making it a must-play for fans of the genre.
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90
Loot Level Chill
Jun 12, 2025
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Date Everything is an ambitious and humorous take on dating games, recommended even for those who typically don't enjoy the genre due to its unique premise and engaging content.
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87
GameStar
Jun 13, 2025
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The reviewer expresses strong enthusiasm for the game, stating it is the best game of 2025 and that it exceeded expectations, indicating a very positive overall impression.
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85
Checkpoint Gaming
Jun 12, 2025
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Date Everything! is a unique and charming dating sim that successfully combines humor, inclusivity, and creativity, making it appealing even to those outside the genre.
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85
GameBlast
Jun 12, 2025
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Date Everything! is a unique and entertaining dating sim with engaging writing and creative visuals, despite some repetitive gameplay and minor technical flaws. It stands out as a distinctive indie experience.
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80
Gameliner
Jun 12, 2025
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Date Everything! is a unique and entertaining indie game that successfully combines humor, engaging characters, and innovative gameplay mechanics, despite some minor technical issues.
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80
Gamer Escape
Jun 17, 2025
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Date Everything is a charming and humorous visual novel that excels in writing and voice acting, despite some repetitiveness and design issues. It's a must-play for voice acting enthusiasts.
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80
IGN Deutschland
Jun 12, 2025
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Date Everything! is a humorous and engaging dating sim that appeals to fans of the genre, with excellent writing and diverse characters, despite some pacing issues.
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80
Cultured Vultures
Jun 12, 2025
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Date Everything is a bold and humorous debut that creatively subverts the dating simulator genre, offering engaging writing and a unique premise despite some repetitive gameplay.
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