77
MONSTER
Can Jala learn to love herself and heal the wounds of her past? Thirsty Suitors is a stylish, story-driven adventure that unfolds through turn-based battles, skateboarding, and cooking.
Game analysis
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Story and Narrative
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83
Thirsty Suitors earns raves for its bold, culturally rich storytelling blending queer South Asian trauma with humor and heart, though some call its ambition slightly overcooked—still, its emotional depth and authenticity shine.
SCORE DISTRIBUTION FOR STORY
Story Score
83
Positive Reviews (80-100)
94%
Mixed Reviews (50-79)
3%
Negative Reviews (0-49)
3%
Based on analyzing reviews that specifically scored or critiqued the story and narrative.
TL;DR
story and narrative
Thirsty Suitors earns raves for its bold, culturally rich storytelling blending queer South Asian trauma with humor and heart, though some call its ambition slightly overcooked—still, its emotional depth and authenticity shine.
Gameplay Mechanics
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69
Thirsty Suitors is a bold genre-blending experiment where turn-based combat, skateboarding, and cooking collide in a vibrant, story-driven world—praised for its creativity and humor but hindered by clunky mechanics, repetitive battles, and uneven polish.
SCORE DISTRIBUTION FOR GAMEPLAY
Gameplay Score
69
Positive Reviews (80-100)
25%
Mixed Reviews (50-79)
72%
Negative Reviews (0-49)
3%
Based on analyzing reviews that specifically scored or critiqued the gameplay mechanics.
TL;DR
gameplay mechanics
Thirsty Suitors is a bold genre-blending experiment where turn-based combat, skateboarding, and cooking collide in a vibrant, story-driven world—praised for its creativity and humor but hindered by clunky mechanics, repetitive battles, and uneven polish.
Graphics and Visual Design
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86
Thirsty Suitors dazzles with bold, stylized visuals, vibrant cultural flair, and whimsical art direction that balances absurdity with depth—though minor glitches and gameplay quirks slightly dim its shine.
SCORE DISTRIBUTION FOR VISUALS
Visual Score
86
Positive Reviews (80-100)
81%
Mixed Reviews (50-79)
19%
Negative Reviews (0-49)
0%
Based on analyzing reviews that specifically scored or critiqued the graphics and visual design.
TL;DR
graphics and visual design
Thirsty Suitors dazzles with bold, stylized visuals, vibrant cultural flair, and whimsical art direction that balances absurdity with depth—though minor glitches and gameplay quirks slightly dim its shine.
Music and Sound Design
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85
Critics raved about Thirsty Suitors' electrifying sound design and music, calling it a masterclass in blending hip-hop, South Asian rhythms, and indie beats to craft an immersive, culturally rich audio experience that drives the game’s chaotic energy and storytelling—only a few nitpicked minor quirks, but the consensus was unanimous: this soundtrack is unforgettable.
SCORE DISTRIBUTION FOR SOUND DESIGN
Sound Score
85
Positive Reviews (80-100)
100%
Mixed Reviews (50-79)
0%
Negative Reviews (0-49)
0%
Based on analyzing reviews that specifically scored or critiqued the music and sound design.
TL;DR
music and sound design
Critics raved about Thirsty Suitors' electrifying sound design and music, calling it a masterclass in blending hip-hop, South Asian rhythms, and indie beats to craft an immersive, culturally rich audio experience that drives the game’s chaotic energy and storytelling—only a few nitpicked minor quirks, but the consensus was unanimous: this soundtrack is unforgettable.
Voice Acting
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85
Critics raved about Thirsty Suitors' voice acting, calling it vibrant, hilarious, and deeply immersive—with standout performances elevating characters and humor, though minor translation hiccups were noted.
SCORE DISTRIBUTION FOR VOICE ACTING
Acting Score
85
Positive Reviews (80-100)
83%
Mixed Reviews (50-79)
17%
Negative Reviews (0-49)
0%
Based on analyzing reviews that specifically scored or critiqued the voice acting.
TL;DR
voice acting
Critics raved about Thirsty Suitors' voice acting, calling it vibrant, hilarious, and deeply immersive—with standout performances elevating characters and humor, though minor translation hiccups were noted.
Technical Performance
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66
Xbox Series X shines with smooth performance, while Switch and PC struggle with bugs, clunky controls, and optimization issues; PS5 offers a solid middle ground despite minor glitches.
SCORE DISTRIBUTION FOR TECHNICAL PERFORMANCE
Tech Score
66
Positive Reviews (80-100)
10%
Mixed Reviews (50-79)
90%
Negative Reviews (0-49)
0%
Based on analyzing reviews that specifically scored or critiqued the technical performance.
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technical performance
Xbox Series X shines with smooth performance, while Switch and PC struggle with bugs, clunky controls, and optimization issues; PS5 offers a solid middle ground despite minor glitches.
Replay Value
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65
Critics praise Thirsty Suitors' branching narratives and choice-driven mechanics for replayability, yet repetitive gameplay and a short runtime undermine its lasting appeal.
SCORE DISTRIBUTION FOR REPLAY VALUE
Replay Score
65
Positive Reviews (80-100)
7%
Mixed Reviews (50-79)
87%
Negative Reviews (0-49)
7%
Based on analyzing reviews that specifically scored or critiqued the replay value.
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replay value
Critics praise Thirsty Suitors' branching narratives and choice-driven mechanics for replayability, yet repetitive gameplay and a short runtime undermine its lasting appeal.
Overall Verdict
77
MONSTER
OVERALL SCORE DISTRIBUTION
Monster Score
77
Positive Reviews (80-100)
58%
Mixed Reviews (50-79)
42%
Negative Reviews (0-49)
0%
Based on analyzing all available reviews that scored and critiqued the game.
TL;DR
Thirsty Suitors is a vibrant, culturally rich indie gem praised for its bold storytelling, whimsical charm, and authentic South Asian representation, though its gameplay feels underdeveloped and clunky—yet its emotional depth and creativity make it unforgettable.
77
MONSTER
Reviews
45 reviews found92
RPG Fan
Nov 2, 2023
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The review highly praises Thirsty Suitors, calling it one of the best games the reviewer has played all year. The game's authentic South Asian representation, diverse gameplay elements, and the reviewer's personal connection to it are highlighted.
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90
GameSpot
Nov 15, 2023
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Thirsty Suitors successfully blends diverse gameplay mechanics with a rich narrative, celebrating South Asian culture while providing an engaging and humorous experience.
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90
Checkpoint Gaming
Nov 1, 2023
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Thirsty Suitors is an explosive, chaotic, and utterly delightful experience from beginning to end.
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90
Siliconera
Nov 3, 2023
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A true hidden gem with a thoughtful and whimsical story, relatable characters, and polished gameplay.
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85
The Games Machine
Nov 13, 2023
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The review recommends Thirsty Suitors for players in their thirties who have many exes and have finished recent games like Alan Wake 2. The game is described as engaging, entertaining, and having a unique game design that combines real-life events with exploration.
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85
Oyungezer
Dec 26, 2023
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Thirsty Suitors is a colorful and engaging game that successfully blends various cultural elements, despite some mechanical shortcomings. It is recommended for those interested in its themes.
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84
PC Gamer
Nov 1, 2023
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Thirsty Suitors is a standout game with a well-crafted story, stylish gameplay, and visually stunning battles. It tackles heavy subjects with compassion and humor, making it one of the reviewer's favorite games of the year.
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80
GamesRadar+
Nov 1, 2023
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Thirsty Suitors is a game that tells a compelling and important story, with engaging gameplay mechanics. It is a game worth experiencing.
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80
Push Square
Nov 1, 2023
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Thirsty Suitors is a joy to play through, with a deep and relevant story, unique gameplay mechanics, visually striking graphics, and a well-complemented soundtrack. The clunky controls for the skating mini-game are a minor drawback. Overall, it is a highly enjoyable experience.
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80
Eurogamer
Nov 1, 2023
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Thirsty Suitors is a confident and unique game that explores romantic mishaps and queer identities. It provides entertaining encounters and makes players reflect on their own dating history. The game's visual design and style are impressive, although the skateboarding aspect feels disconnected. Overall, it is a worthwhile experience.
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